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New Zealand Bernd 2021-04-12 13:10:32 ⋅ 3d No. 113517
I'm not even giddings when I think about converting to Islam solely for a career and the benefits of a community. Pros: Stable well paying job slaughtering cows and possible sponsorship allowing me to stay longer in the NZ. Community networking. Possible marriage with some butiful Alisha. Cons: Islam. Cannot be seen eating pork around others. Must create an illusory image of being a good muslim. Bepis cutting. Praying is very submissive. Ramadan. What else should I consider?
Finland Bernd 2021-04-15 04:14:51 ⋅ 12h No. 113607
>>113603 >Pros: Stable well paying job slaughtering cows and possible sponsorship allowing me to stay longer in the NZ. >Community networking. >Possible marriage with some butiful Alisha.
Germany Bernd 2021-04-15 09:59:55 ⋅ 6h No. 113609
Do you really have to convert in order to get into this social circle? In Germany there are, I'm not sure how to translate it best, culture clubs in most towns. Usually Turkish ones that organise barbecues and stuff like that. I'm sure they wouldn't be opposed to someone interested in their culture coming in.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-04-15 13:06:08 ⋅ 3h No. 113616
>>113609 I'm pretty keen to abuse religious prestige to get a stable very well paying job and to remain in the nz a bit longer until this pandemic blows over so I can travel to a cheap turd world and relax, play music and maybe do some opium. So yes, I'd need to convert to get these privileges.
Finland Bernd 2021-04-15 16:37:48 ⋅ 21m No. 113635
>>113517 Do not fall victim to Satans whispers. Do not follow false prophets. Jesus loves you more than you know, son.

Netherlands Bernd 2021-04-15 16:01:14 ⋅ 58m No. 113632
I do not want to any more. Do you?
Finland Bernd 2021-04-15 16:34:22 ⋅ 25m No. 113634
>>113632 Repent, Sinner. There is hope. Jesus still loves you.

New Zealand Bernd 2021-04-14 08:15:34 ⋅ 1d No. 113577
I walked 5km back from the supermarket with a 10kg sack of botatoes on my shoulders. Fugging eggs went up a dollar and cost 6.75 for a 20 pack of mixed grade eggs.
Finland Bernd 2021-04-15 13:19:18 ⋅ 3h No. 113623
>>113601 Jail? Such a light punishment would be far too lenient for being a selfish tax evader.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-04-15 15:06:08 ⋅ 1h No. 113629
>>113623 No please not deportation back to Canada. Anything but that.
Denmark Bernd 2021-04-15 15:25:33 ⋅ 1h No. 113630
>>113629 What's so bad about Canada compared to NZ? Culturally they seem same, both are anglo. The only real difference is the weather, no?
New Zealand Bernd 2021-04-15 16:11:28 ⋅ 47m No. 113633
>>113630 I'm hesitant to return because of the incompetence arising from containing the pandemic but also the vicious stranglehold of authoritarian measures recently suggested to limit provincial travel. I'm not okay paying 5k to remain in a quarantine centre and there's no chance of me getting a stable job without traveling to my usual seasonal route vis hitchhiking. All of these small issues become a struggle when I can simply bypass this mess and go somewhere warmer and cheaper. I'm also fearful of the current state of the Canadian economy. My last remaining CAD I own is always on my person, meaning I can't exchange it without immigration or the nz tax agency potentially taxing me.

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Kansas Bernd 2021-04-09 17:29:25 ⋅ 5d
No. 113443
Kansans and Germans, brothers across seas
New Zealand Bernd 2021-04-10 02:21:10 ⋅ 5d No. 113450
Bernd pill me on Kansas.
Kansas Bernd 2021-04-14 02:30:01 ⋅ 1d No. 113567
Another Kansan? Too many. t. Overland Park bernd
Kansas Bernd 2021-04-15 13:10:23 ⋅ 3h No. 113620
>>113567 holy shit howdy brother
Germany Bernd 2021-04-15 13:52:44 ⋅ 3h No. 113628
Kansas sounds like cancer, lol.

Kansas Bernd 2021-04-15 13:24:09 ⋅ 3h No. 113625
whats happenin anon
Finland Bernd 2021-04-15 13:30:17 ⋅ 3h No. 113626
>>113625 You came to the wrong neighborhood "anon", this is Berndstreet.
Germany Bernd 2021-04-15 13:37:12 ⋅ 3h No. 113627
>>113466 watcha doin in my NACHBARSCHAFT, NEGER!?

Finland Bernd 2021-04-14 22:53:58 ⋅ 18h No. 113595
I don't wear socks 99,99% of the time anymore.
Finland Bernd 2021-04-14 23:00:12 ⋅ 17h No. 113597
>>113595 I am however happy to see that socks science has progressed and the socks awareness continues to grow, noticed by the comments.
Denmark Bernd 2021-04-15 12:42:17 ⋅ 4h No. 113613
>>113595 I wear them 100% of the time when I go outside, but and ~20%-30% of the time when in my house.
Kansas Bernd 2021-04-15 13:08:08 ⋅ 3h No. 113617
>>113595 thigh highs ?
Finland Bernd 2021-04-15 13:22:31 ⋅ 3h No. 113624
>>113613 During summer when it's extremely hot I nowadays wear no-show socks with my penny loafers and other low top shoes that are suitable for hot summer days. >>113617 I am not following you, what do you mean?

Netherlands Bernd 2021-04-14 22:58:03 ⋅ 18h No. 113596
Whats the lockdown law in Germany right now? I am coming for those blonds tomorrow...
Germany Bernd 2021-04-14 23:42:56 ⋅ 17h No. 113599
>>113596 Hui knows they change all 2 weeks the rules.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-04-15 00:46:19 ⋅ 16h No. 113600
>>113599 Yes ffs...And I am searching now only to see whats coming in the future but not whats going on now.
Germany Bernd 2021-04-15 13:13:58 ⋅ 3h No. 113621
Fuck the police I might add.
Kansas Bernd 2021-04-15 13:14:41 ⋅ 3h No. 113622
>>113621 they work fur jews like the rest of the authority


Netherlands Bernd 2021-04-14 23:13:22 ⋅ 17h
No. 113598
Come on down to Freech! We have flags. All goons, herdsmen and anons welcome.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-04-15 03:04:53 ⋅ 13h No. 113602
>>113598 Thank you for showing what you were all along OP. Pure cancer. We are not going to your shitty site, spaceneger
Germany Bernd 2021-04-15 04:11:26 ⋅ 12h No. 113606
>>113598 Dear Mod/s and site owner Please permaban this keinbernd and delete his shitty thread. spacech_n cancer raided this site for months a few months back. Why should we give them any of our server space for them to host their obvious botnet?
Kansas Bernd 2021-04-15 13:09:33 ⋅ 3h No. 113619
>>113598 i burn the freech flag

News from Poland

Germany Bernd 2021-04-15 11:06:21 ⋅ 5h
No. 113611
In Krakau a Polish woman called animal protection services, because there was a mysterious animal sitting in the tree in front of her house. She thought it was some kind of reptile, others thought it might be a bird of prey. It had been sitting in the tree for days and people in the house didn't dare to open their windows anymore. When animal experts arrived, it turned out to be a croissant.
United States Bernd 2021-04-15 11:38:36 ⋅ 5h No. 113612
>>113611 Slavs are subhuman retards
Denmark Bernd 2021-04-15 12:43:04 ⋅ 4h No. 113614
>>113612 Slavs are based, sissy.

Germany Bernd 2021-04-09 11:58:22 ⋅ 6d No. 113420
I can't stand the websites I used to frequent anymore. Reddit: >Soy discussion about the most retarded topics. Nothing fun, get banned for the most milquetoast takes. 4chan: >Everyone is a retarded zoomer and an insane Nazi at the same time. The fitness board is full of retarded stuff like worrying the covid vaccine will give you a prion disease, you have to eat at least 500 grams of protein a day, etc. No real advice about lifting. Just spouting 10 year old memes and insulting everyone who doesn't. Right wing extremist topics are shoehorned into everything. The fashion board is basically just "how do I dress like a fascist/heroin addict/terrorist" and the outdoors board is 50% about saying how much you hate niggers. Kohlchan >After having a nice serious discussion in one thread I go to the catalog and some Argentinian asks about where to find baby porn. A day later this thread is still up. I can't take this anymore. >1-3 posts a day, 70% by the annoying schizo of the day. Should I just quit the internet?
Germany Bernd 2021-04-12 21:10:56 ⋅ 2d No. 113535
>>113491 Tbh you could be more anonymous if you didn't actively participate in creating an imageboard persona, posting selfies, nudes, iwos, private info of your life, etc.
United States Bernd 2021-04-14 03:00:48 ⋅ 1d No. 113569
>>113422 As an anon who has tried to run a few imageboards that never got up, it isn't worth it unless you have a very specific niche to cover.
Netherlands Bernd 2021-04-15 03:06:54 ⋅ 13h No. 113604
>>113420 >Should I just quit the internet? Just take liek a 1-3 week break and come back. You'll feel the energy back inside you again **also, don't go to 4kanker or kohl for obvious reasons**
Germany Bernd 2021-04-15 10:21:23 ⋅ 6h No. 113610
>>113604 I have been on longer vacation before. Once I returned I got excited about all the stuff I missed on the internet but in the end I caught up in a hour or two and it get boring again.