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Germany Bernd 2021-08-30 14:28:14 ⋅ 3w No. 121596
Bumble date tomorrow. Wish me luck, Bernds.
Russia Bernd 2021-09-13 16:00:43 ⋅ 1w No. 122601
Germany Bernd 2021-09-16 09:42:40 ⋅ 1w No. 122737
>>122583 She remembered it! This is all the proof I needed, tomorrow is the day. I'll go on a HUNT!
Germany Bernd 2021-09-16 09:59:45 ⋅ 1w No. 122738
>>122737 I would say, the Eagle has landed.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-17 18:16:53 ⋅ 6d No. 122857
I made >50€ but I'm not sure if I still like this girl. She was kinda shy and weak as a singer and we made more money after she went home... Maybe I should stop being picky? Perhaps if we all knew the songs better she could have sung more freely.

United States Bernd 2021-09-07 18:51:36 ⋅ 2w No. 122312
Yes I bought tinder platinum No it does not make women like you You will still get the bottom of the barrel However If god favors you, you will make it, only if you don’t act like a sperg and fuck it all up like a typical bernd does
United States Bernd 2021-09-08 03:34:55 ⋅ 2w No. 122334
>>122333 Well at least I can bring some laughs to BG It’s always fun to laugh at others misfortune It’s just human nature
Germany Bernd 2021-09-08 07:47:12 ⋅ 2w No. 122341
>>122334 I don't really think that it is funny to see people suffering. The reality you live in is made in your mind, don't forget this.
United States Bernd 2021-09-12 16:47:48 ⋅ 1w No. 122540
She unmatched Why do I try? Why did I buy this? I’m such a pathetic loser simp
California Bernd 2021-09-12 23:34:59 ⋅ 1w No. 122560
I tangentially met my bf as a result of /int/. Saw people talking about interpals on /int/, and tried to see if I could find the retards on that site. Although, I'd say I'm a somewhat rare case, as I doubt many women use interpals to shitpost. However, I'm certain that you'll have better luck finding women on any other service besides Tinder. Tinder is the bottom of the barrel, and you'd be hard pressed to find a woman on there that has redeeming qualities. That's fine for a quick fuck, but I doubt that is the long term goal for any of you. Besides, a lot of you guys have redeeming qualities. I'm not telling you not to change--you should always strive to be a better version of yourself--but you shouldn't have to compromise on what that better version is. You won't find that on tinder. You won't find a girl who likes your weird idiosyncrasies, or someone who is happy that you enjoy your hobbies. It's kind of a lottery. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but there is also a big pacific trash island. You've just gotta keep increasing the amount of interactions you have with women in the correct settings. Tinder is the trash island, and you're wasting time by using it when you could be searching in other places. So long as you are in enough social settings, you should eventually find someone who is into you. Modern dating is hell, and I wish you all luck.

Turkey Bernd 2021-09-05 21:00:14 ⋅ 2w No. 122184
my flirt just wrote a lenghty review about my horoscope and "star sign map" and she's expectnig me to comment it fucking bullshit
Turkey Bernd 2021-09-05 22:23:15 ⋅ 2w No. 122197
>>122189 what's a sun moon rising? does it really matter, it's bullshit after all >>122192 "wife material" is unreal. awalt
United States Bernd 2021-09-07 18:54:43 ⋅ 2w No. 122313
>>122197 Sun is your sign at birth, it’s what your horoscope aligns to Moon is your hidden side, it’s a facet of your personality that subtly shows Rising is how you initially come off to people I am a Pisces sun, Sagittarius moon, cancer rising So initially I come off as cold and that I don’t want you interfering with my routine (like a crab, cancer) but if you get to know me you find out I am very sensitive (Pisces) but I offset that with humor (Sagittarius) It helps having a hippie dippy ex gf


Turkey Bernd 2021-09-07 22:04:03 ⋅ 2w
No. 122326
she wrote another lenghty star thingy today I checked If this is from some website that generates these stuff automatically but no, she actually wrote all that text google translate: Now let's look at your zodiac sign, Bernd. I want to start with the year cycles because I think this is the most enjoyable part. I'm going to tell you in a few words how the next 9 years will go. As I said, since this system says that we have 9-year cycles, you will also see that we live the same year every 9 years. This year, 2021, was the year of inner learning and spiritual lessons for you, and according to the 9-year cycle, 2012 must have been the year of inner learning and spiritual lessons for you. 2022 will be the year of success and completion, I immediately thought of school, but it will definitely end, I hope this success is for other fields. Think about 2013, what did you accomplish that year? 2023 is the year of reflection, just like 2014. I hope good things happen these deep thoughts. 2024 new beginnings of the year, my favorite innovation is always good :) Think about the new beginnings in 2015 here if you want. 2025 is the year of responsibility, my least favorite year, 2021 was my year of responsibility and, to put it bluntly, my mother cried :D But I taught a lot of senior lessons and overcame many family responsibilities, I continue to do so, so the years of responsibility are good that year. When it is over, many burdens in your life will be lifted from there, at least I hope so. Go back to 2016, was it a year where you had a lot of responsibilities? we come to my favorite year, 2026 is your year of passion and intensity. Even though the intensity of responsibilities from 2025 continues a little, passion comes into play, so I think it's great :) You can go back to 2017 and say hello to your old passions here. 2027 is the year to test and revolutionize perceptions. Let it be a year with good returns. If you want spoilers, adapt what happened in 2018 to 2027. 2028 is the year of stress and change, it's a bit annoying but sometimes it happens so you focus on the change, not your stress. What did you experience in 2019? 2029 is a beautiful year, your year of family, friends and romance. Let 2020 tell you how it will go, not me. We have come to 2030, the year of inner learning and spiritual lessons, which is the year of the 9-year cycle. Let's see what you are going through in 2021 and you will live, 2030 will be much more enjoyable. After the year cycles, now it's time to tell you about you. You are 1 person because you were born on the 1st of the month. Your essence is creative and your element is air. I start with your negative traits: Changeable, loud, aggressive, touchy, intolerant, grumpy, insecure, lazy, depressed, selfish, slurred. Here are your positive traits: The leader is volatile, bright, tactful, cheerful, creative, proud, confident, interested, talkative, confident. You are extroverted, sociable and a leader. You have a strong face that inspires respect, and when you enter an environment you draw attention with your pleasant smile. You can impress other people with your mental skills, you arouse respect in other people. You find physical contact important in communicating with people. If someone makes a mistake towards you, you tend to forgive, provided they ask for forgiveness, of course. You are not very open to criticism and you like to be appreciated. You have a light-as-air nature, and when life is going well, you rejoice with pride and enthusiasm. Other people understand this as a self-confident nobility and authority. Your greatest anger towards people occurs when you realize that they are not sincere. Your self-control and self-confidence skills are innate, and they add a lot to you when you use them well. Your communication skills are good, but when your life is not going well, you can push people away because of your attitude. If you try to be nice instead of hostile and not intolerant and assertive, your relationships will run much more smoothly. You will be much happier if you keep your sensitive and humble side in the foreground and stay away from conflicts that you don't like by nature. You have an intellectual side. You are a very reliable and responsible person. You shouldn't let people dump their emotional trash on you to the point of wearing you out. You can be a bit of a control freak :) I'm exaggerating of course, what I'm trying to say is that you like to take control of things. That's why you don't like teamwork unless you're the leader. Sometimes you can be overprotective with the belief that you treat people with compassion, and this can be perceived as pressure. This feeling of compassion can make you an overly generous person. Breakups are hard for you. You don't like to take risks in life. Creating your safe space makes you feel good. Supporting people is good for you. And finally, you are a person who trusts your intuition.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-07 23:44:28 ⋅ 2w No. 122329
>>122326 shiiiiet niggur...

Germany Bernd 2021-09-06 20:18:30 ⋅ 2w No. 122268
I have recently joined subreddits for cities I'm living in or staying at regularly. In both of them I have noticed threads asking for places where you can flirt with girls. The majority of answers seemed quite hostile, telling the OP basically that no place is appropriate to go to for the purpose of flirting with girls, or giving sarcastic answers like he should download tinder. I wonder why that is.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-07 10:45:10 ⋅ 2w No. 122300
Because reddit is shit. And so is tinder. I entered "show me women" but I received a like from a faggot. How isn't he banned?
Slovenia Bernd 2021-09-07 14:02:59 ⋅ 2w No. 122303
>>122300 It's simple. He gets to like you but you don't see him in swipes, so you can't match with him normally.
Germany Bernd 2021-09-07 14:08:21 ⋅ 2w No. 122304
>>122303 but what if I don't want to see faggots in my liked feed?
Norway Bernd 2021-09-07 15:41:58 ⋅ 2w No. 122305
>>122304 That's so intolerant!!

Germany Bernd 2021-08-19 09:43:42 ⋅ 1mn No. 120487
There was a girl really interested in me but she was a little fat and when she started spamming my whatsapp (idk why i gave her my number) she texted EXACTLY like my mother and it was so creepy that I had to block her
Germany Bernd 2021-08-19 09:57:39 ⋅ 1mn No. 120489
>>120488 Yeah it's terrible. I feel a bit bad because she's not a bad person but when I was chilling on my balcony getting the message: "Hi Bernd :D. How was your day? Did you get your burgers? :D" My instincts took over and I blocked her faster than I could think.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-08-19 10:28:48 ⋅ 1mn No. 120491
You know I'd be happy with a mommy gf especially if I could play shenanigans on her.
Germany Bernd 2021-08-19 10:33:34 ⋅ 1mn No. 120492
>>120491 She wasn't that fat but her looks reminded me of Sigrun Engel, the Nazi daughter from Wolfenstein II.
New Zealand Bernd 2021-08-19 22:23:13 ⋅ 1mn No. 120574
>>120492 Typical German frau. Good for building a strong family of ubermensch.

Germany Bernd 2021-08-11 20:56:55 ⋅ 1mn No. 119609
I hope you're not ordering desserts, Bernd.
United States Bernd 2021-08-16 21:49:38 ⋅ 1mn No. 120273
>>120247 I liked sweets more than my “ex” as well Why is such is?
Russia Bernd 2021-08-16 21:55:31 ⋅ 1mn No. 120283
>>120273 idk, but guess men need more glucose.
United States Bernd 2021-08-16 22:01:53 ⋅ 1mn No. 120291
>>120283 Sweets are so yummy I wish I could have been born as a fat Austrian prince and eat all the pastries
Israel Bernd 2021-08-17 05:52:56 ⋅ 1mn No. 120308
>>119609 GIVE ME FOOD!

Germany Bernd 2021-08-08 12:54:21 ⋅ 1mn No. 119300
How to get such gf?

Germany Bernd 2021-08-03 09:50:29 ⋅ 1mn No. 118789
About to meet ans grill on Friday. It's the first time I will meet someone I met online - after coming back from Franxe I installed Jodel and asked for music friends nearby because I won't live in Marburg for 4 months now. Two girls replied. This one sings and plays the guitar and the trombone, and she seems to be only a few months older than me. My biggest worry is that I don't play good enough for her because she plays the guitar since she is 14 and I only for one year ;_; And I'm a little excited in general because I haven't had a date in ages. Or does this even count as a date?
New Zealand Bernd 2021-08-06 23:03:42 ⋅ 1mn No. 119164
>>119157 That feel when no musical gf.
Germany Bernd 2021-08-06 23:07:19 ⋅ 1mn No. 119166
>>119163 I'm sorry to hear that. Too much bread and dry filling?
Germany Bernd 2021-08-06 23:44:04 ⋅ 1mn No. 119168
>>119166 Way too much sauce. If I wasn't a pro in Döner eating I would have made myself dirty.
Germany Bernd 2021-08-06 23:49:43 ⋅ 1mn No. 119169
>>119164 the feel is known its time for a change

Installed lovoo

Germany Bernd 2021-05-18 18:27:19 ⋅ 4mn
No. 114712
Almost every girl there was pierced, fat and/or looking stupid. From ~200 trials I swiped <5 times right. Pics related is the absolute worst I encountered, basically a combination of all the other females there. Is this a Germany only phenomena?
Germany Bernd 2021-05-19 13:46:36 ⋅ 4mn No. 114742
>>114741 I have encountered some girls that had pictures of themselves as children or even babies on their profiles and I found it extremely irritating. I'm on a dating app, looking at women I'm potentially romantically interested in, many make flirty faces and then suddenly BOOM – a child. I'm not a pedo and don't want to be made to feel like one.
Germany Bernd 2021-05-19 13:50:06 ⋅ 4mn No. 114743
>>114742 Well, in my case it was me smiling and next to me there was a picture of me as a 3 year old hanging on the wall. I understand what you mean and I feel sames - I wouldn't have posted that pic if my smile wasn't so good there. Bernd doesn't really take a lot of selfies, and few come out good, you know? :")
Norway Bernd 2021-08-03 22:11:59 ⋅ 1mn No. 118833
when you're that fat you can barely even go for a sunday walk
Germany Bernd 2021-08-03 23:20:01 ⋅ 1mn No. 118834
>>118828 Kys pedo scum

How to find a german girlfriend?

Germany Bernd 2021-08-02 15:56:12 ⋅ 1mn
No. 118697
I am programmer who immigrated from Russia. ( i am in my late twenties) I am not rich, but have a good work and education. I am not ugly (maybe just a little bit) and I have a good level of English. @ German women don't talk to me at all! When I try to talk to them, they are pissed of or frightened.(usually both) Warum?.. Where and how to approach them? Maybe a good German language is a necessary prerequisite?
Germany Bernd 2021-08-03 18:56:57 ⋅ 1mn No. 118821
Let me know if you find out.
Finland Bernd 2021-08-03 20:03:25 ⋅ 1mn No. 118825
>>118824 Go fucking kill yourself pedo
Slovenia Bernd 2021-08-03 20:29:08 ⋅ 1mn No. 118829
>>118824 Apply noose, bite a cyanide pill, and go talk to the fish, nonce scum
Norway Bernd 2021-08-03 22:10:40 ⋅ 1mn No. 118832
>>118829 hmmm that's very throughout, not bad